Men Are Hard to Please..... (i find it quite true)

The problems wit GUYZ:

If u TREAT him nicely, he say you are IN LOVE with him;
If u DON'T, he says you are PROUD;

If u DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If u DON'T, he say you're from KAMPUNG;

If u ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN like a bull;
If u keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAIN;

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll LOSE FACE;
If he's SMARTER than you, he's GREAT;

If you DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you LOVE him, he wll try to LEAVE you;

If you don't make love with him, he says you don't love him;
If you do, he says you are CHEAP!!;

If you TELL HIM your problem, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you DON'T, he says you DON'T TRUST him;

If you SCOLD HIM, you are like a NANNY to him;
If HE SCOLDS you. it is bcoz he CARES for YOU;

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you CAN'T be TRUSTED;
If he BREAK HIS, he's FORCE to do so;

If YOU SMOKE, you are a BAD gal;
if HE SMOKES; he's GENTLEMAN;

If you DO WELL in exams, he says it's LUCK;
If HE does WELL, it's BRAINS;

If you HURT HIM, you are CRUEL;
if he HURTS YOU, you are TOO SENSITIVE!!!



SEE!!!! So hard to please... dunno wat dey wan at times!!!!! GUYZ can be so unreasonable sometimes.....